- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

i dont fisish anythi

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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