DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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