- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

a man checks his mypsace

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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