What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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