Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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