asians have slitted eyes lol

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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