- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A storm be brewin!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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