- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your big dick.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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