rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Dumb

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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