- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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