Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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