- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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