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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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