- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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