- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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