What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Tilt your screen back .

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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