- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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