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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Chris is hairy

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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