What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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