Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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deez nuts

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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