Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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PENIS that is all

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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