What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

12 in general

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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