Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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