- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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