- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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