- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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