- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

If you have a stroke, call 000

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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