- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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