- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why are black people so fast? because there black

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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