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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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