- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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