- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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