- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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