- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Justin Bieber.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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