- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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