- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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