What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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