- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Your're racist.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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