What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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