A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Yellow People !!

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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