What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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I? Everett

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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