- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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