- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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