what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Know! Come in!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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