- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??