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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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