Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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