How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Justin's life

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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