- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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