- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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