- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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