A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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