i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

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