- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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