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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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