Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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