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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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