- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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