Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Death by kayak

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

your mom.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Potassium? K.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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