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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

there once was a black man who played basketball

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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