- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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