womens rights

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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