Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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