knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Gay rights.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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