- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Matt is a Duster!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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