- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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