A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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