- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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