- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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