- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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