What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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