What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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