Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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