- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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