- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call an amazing person Good

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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