How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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