What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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