Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Balls

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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