- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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