Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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women's rights

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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