whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Anti Joke

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