What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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