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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Dwarf Shortage

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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