gingers

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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