- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

asians have slitted eyes lol

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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