A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

This statement is false.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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