God is real.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Massie is a fatass

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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George W. Bush

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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