- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

womens rights.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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