Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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