yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Neither did she.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Tunechi

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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