- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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