- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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