Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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