- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why? Why not?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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