What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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