- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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