- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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