- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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