hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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