What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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