- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the man say to his doctor?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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