- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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