What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Camerons hair is Curly..

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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