What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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