- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

ever tried african food? they neither

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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