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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Peas

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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