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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

binladin walks into the american seals

your mama so old, shes dead.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A woman walks into a bar.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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