Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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