- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child