What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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