- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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