What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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