- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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