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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.