- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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