- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Praise Paisley

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red Im adopted

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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