What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Blacks

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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