- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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