- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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