Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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