a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Jovan

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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