- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Andoni was here

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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