- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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