A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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