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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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