- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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