What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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you will like this because i am black.

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woman's rights

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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