- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.