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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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