- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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