- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A terrorist robs a walrus.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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