- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I'm homeless.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why dont they make black forks

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