- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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