What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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how man

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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