- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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