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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A house comes around the corner.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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