I'm Polish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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