what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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