Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A house comes around the corner.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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