- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's 1+1? 69.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals