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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mums a potato

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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