- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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