- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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