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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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