Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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