What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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