- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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