Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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