- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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the WNBA.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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