- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Chris is hairy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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