What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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ur gey

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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