What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +9

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops