once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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