- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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