Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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one stop shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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