- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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