- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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