what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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