Happy Monday!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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