Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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