- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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