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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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