Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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