Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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