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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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