What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Where's my baby??

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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