Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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