- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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