Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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someone called someone else a frog

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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