Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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