- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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