What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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okay so theres this guy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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