I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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