- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

where's mom I killed her

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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