Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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