- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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