- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats the defination of cruelty