Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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