How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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You are joking right?

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

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