- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

knock knock... ...no answer

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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