Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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