- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

woman's rights

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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