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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why are white people white? I don't know

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

a chinese man pays the full price

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Yo Mama just died.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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