- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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