Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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