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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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