Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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