- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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