- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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