- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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