- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Apple hates Blackberry.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Chuck Norris.

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