What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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