- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

sky silverstein

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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