- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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