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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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