What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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autistic kids rock

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Hello.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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