What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Cancer

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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No your aunties a joke

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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