- Anti Joke

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A hill billy went fishing

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.