Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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