- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

knock knock i have diarrhea

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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