- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? faith

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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